- Career victim. Always in a terrible state and it's everyone else's fault
- Owes large amounts of money, mainly through poor judgement/impulse buying
- More attractive than a date you usually get. You think "wow", why me?
- Aggressive tattoos: tigers, lions, birds of prey etc
- Has to be right and always knows best. Visibly irritated when contradicted.
- Unusual ambiguous speech
- Distorts what you say and repeats it back to you
- Likes power - fast cars, bikes, self-defence, boxing, has to have all the best gadgets
- Boasts about physically attacking previous partners
- Boasts about job skills and competence
- Poor/non-existant relations with his/her family
- Has no contact with and describes all ex-partners and most family as paedophiles/rapists/abusers/alcoholics
- Short/dismissive with waiters and anyone "menial"
- Wants to marry/move in immediately
- Offers rampant sex anytime anyplace, anywhere
- Gives you an STD the first time you have sex (and blames you for giving it to them)
- Inexplicably has no friends
- Inexplicably avoids certain local towns because he/she "doesn't like them"
(ie avoids previous victims)
- Strenuously pretends to be inverse of everything it is not: generous, thoughtful, selfless etc.
- Cruel to animals and generally indifferent to offspring
- Work superiors and colleagues generally terrified of him/her